kobetyrant:

OPINIONS CAN BE RACIST

OPINIONS CAN BE SEXIST

OPINIONS CAN BE HOMOPHOBIC

stop using “it’s just my opinion” to justify your bigotry.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

gamercrunch:

Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.

moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

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pussylover3000:

IM LOGGING OFF